Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
My friends, they love my intelligence
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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