i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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