Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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