Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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