My girlfriend figured out who you are.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
My dick has a subreddit
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Randomize
