Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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