Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She even gives head with a lisp.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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