This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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