I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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