New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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