Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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