He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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