no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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