I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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