Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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