apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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