Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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