Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
my poor anus
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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