Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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