So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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