do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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