I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Randomize