If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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