Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I have fence marks all over my body
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Randomize
