It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Randomize
