But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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