But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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