I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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