I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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