Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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