i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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