There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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