I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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