Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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