We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Randomize