ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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