Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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