He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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