Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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