have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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