like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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