I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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