If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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