In the future we'll all be gay
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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