I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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