Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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