I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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