i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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