bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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