White coat. Heels.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
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