We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wish i was in the wii world.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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