Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
my poor anus
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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