Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Did we literally take a cab across the street
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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