Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Randomize
